baby, what's in that satchel?

i can't believe i'm admitting this...

but last night while marie and i embarking on our respective creative endeavours, there was this steven seagal movie going on in the background (above the law) and it was ho-o-o-o-o-o-orrible!! but o so memorable. anyway he is lame. anyway, stoo said that there is an official steven seagal website, which i had a look at and it wasn't that interesting. he's going on tour! a music tour! amazement.

anyway google turned up his wikipedia entry and it's pretty interesting! for instance, did you know that he named his youngest child from his third wife, after the nanny, whom he was having an affair with? well yes, you do. because i just told you. but why would you let your husband name your child after the nanny? especially when it's pretty much a telltale sign that he's boning her? anyway. steven seagal, ladies and gents. he can still afford an internet domain.