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apparently this means that "Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others" bwahahahahahahahaha!

i don't think anyone who reads my blog is as mother yet, but happy mothers' day nonetheless!

also, to add some more pictures to this blog, here is the card i made for the pun-loving, scrabble-addicted lee seesters (aka the lone 2 members of the aged awnties association, aka the matrons of the loo and goh clans, aka my mother and auntie)



you are mad! we loves you!

aiyah aiyah i am a bad friend. happy reallysuperbelated birthday bevonce!

no photoshops this time =P i will spare you the shame this time

i don't know how many of you actually read the title of the blog, but it's now changed.

i've never really paid attention to the safety video on the train before, and just yesterday i noticed that a guy who looks like adrian pang's chubbier less famous brother is the new "host". or has he always been the host?

anyhoo, now it's this mini-movie of a guy who detonates a duffel bag/bomb from the station using his mobile. in the most tense build-up ever, it cuts between him pulling out his mobile and the train going into the tunnel. then a super fake-o "fireball" shoots out the tunnel. the animators might as well have put the word "kaboom" in the middle of this "explosion".

in other bimbotic news, i got a haircut! too many girls were walking around with similar haircuts. i was kindof hoping to go for the ayanami rei look off evangelion, but now i look more like susie derkins. ah well. c'est la vie.

stolen from cousin daryl's blog ...

i am a fabulous geek who likes to strip
what are you??

Take the first letter of your name

A-Gorgeous
B-Boyish
C-Pretty
D-Popular
E-Gangster
F-Girly
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Retarded
J-Beautiful
K-Emotional
L-Fabulous
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P- amazing
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T- Very Sexy
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Hott
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated


Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name):

A-beauty queen
B- Babe
C-God (ess)
D-Obsesser
E- Bitch
F-Retard
G-Queen/ King
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-sex god
M-pornstar
N-Alcoholic
O-Geek
P-Skank
Q-Crackwhore
R-Sex machine
S-Prince (ess)
T-Coward
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Whore
Z-Chocoholic

Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:

Red- Will Do Anything For Crack
purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who has a ghetto booty
blue- Who likes to strip
White- Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who will rock your world
Gray- who gives great head
None-who is a beast in bed

Repost with "I'm A ____"

geekspeak


complete the sentence: this train carriage is ..... ?

freakspeak
overheard on the bus from 2 SAJC girls talking about some guy

girl 1: what's his ethnicity?
girl 2: his what?
girl 1: ethnicity
girl 2: his what?
girl 1: eth-ni-ci-ty
girl 2: what's ethnicity?

*silent scream* how did she pass her o levels? how does she write her gp papers? or does she just not do words with more than 3 syllables.