Wednesday, May 24, 2006

because we are a close-knit family, my sisters and i communicate via msn, and my cousin and i email each other.

and then, because we are a random family, we get emails like this:

"



5.0 oz. Sir Fartalot's Hot Sauce - Label graphic is of a farting knight in shining armor. After turbulent tournaments, Sir Fartalot enjoys a good bowl of beans, spiced up with his famous state of the fart hot sauce. Sir Fartalot also likes to put it on eggs, cheese, chicken, burgers, hot dogs, BBQ and almost anything else. Now it's your turn, Knight!

No Fat, No Sodium, No Cholesterol, No Carb, No Sugar Ingredients: Jalape?o peppers, red wine vinegar, Hot Red peppers, honey, salt, brown sugar and Gold Tequila.

From Ohio.

-- this was going for ~AU$7.60/bottle ... how i found it is a long and convoluted story - but let's get it clear that I did not type "fart OR sauce OR knights" into the browse box "

2 comments:

monk said...

but did you search under "hot knight"?

Unknown said...

actually stuie was googling armour hotdogs because he remembered the jingle from a simpsons episode.

apparently ('coz i've never watched it before), it goes:

HOT DOGS, Ar-mour HOT DOGS
What kind of kids love Ar-mour HOT DOGS?

Big kids, lit-tle kids, kids who climb on rocks
fat kids, skin-ny kids, ev-en kids with chicken pox
love HOT DOGS, Ar-mour HOT DOGS
The dogs kids love to bite!