merry christmas everyone!

the loos are going on a holiday to tasmania. hopefully i'll be able to upload photos as we go along. but if there is not interwebs where we're going, then i'll see you all again on the 5th of jan. oh! and happy 2008 as well.

in the meantime, read these spiderman comics! you will be paid in rape dollars. link courtesy of stuie.

dad: where'd those peaches come from?
mum: huh?
dad: peaches. on the counter.
mum: oh. i thought you said 'bitches'. i was gonna say 'i gave birth to them' [looks pointedly at us]

iamgoingtosydney!

happy birthday em.i.ko!

dear bedroom philosopher, last night you were painfully unfunny. to most of us at least. but take heart! the man a few picnic rugs down thought you were hi-larious !! we should know, we heard him. because he was the only one who was laughing. maybe you were nervous!

anyway, tripod was great! but they are older and more established and i guess three people writing together get to be more brutal with what's funneh and what's not, as opposed to one guy writing by himself and not really getting any opinions other than his nan's.

o sydney, when will you "get back to me on that" ??

has anyone else noticed that 90% of the people photographed on the sartorialist are just so amazingly good-looking to begin with that they would make a hessian sack look haute, while the other 10% are so bad/quirky/bright/mismatched/charming that they're good.

i must not read blogs at work. i must not check facebook at work. i must not update my blog at work. oops.

i only checked my facebook once today. once! how good am i ?!?! getting better

aheeeeeeeee! if i ever get married, this'll be the type of first dance i'd want

lynne: can i ask a question?
mum: go ahead, there's no such thing as a stupid question. the person might be but the questions are not.

the holiday is back on!

today i killed three, count 'em three cockroaches. not quite the flying type, these are the big black flat ugly aussie types. all the same, it's a first for someone who's usually runs away screaming when she sees a cockroach.

that's right bitchez, i'm badass.

dinner at chez loo:

dad: [cough] argh. i forgot to chew before i swallowed.
lynne: yeah? i forgot to lie down before i fell asleep
mum: i forgot to inhale before i exahaled.

he was not amused.

auntie p-for-poet pratma's literary contribution for the day:
"i feel as alive as schrödinger's cat"

so i'm very out of touch when it comes to chinese movies, and the trailers for 不能说的秘密 (secret) looked extremely sappy. so i wasn't really that keen on paying money to watch it. but bryan lent me the dvd and it's actually pretty good!

or maybe it's just my secret love for jay chou talking.

look!*

you can read all about this video here, and even watch it again!
*management does not take responsibility for insanity or brain meltation that might occur as a result of watching this video

ghost hunt is SCARY! ∑(O_O；) and it gave me goosebumps on more than one occasion. i am a pansy ( _ _*) i've been told that at my known level of pansy-ness i wouldn't be able to sleep at night, and i've only watched 2 case files but i've been told it gets SCARIER. but now that i've watched 6 out of 25 episodes i have to keep going right?

SIO (see-oh) - Hokkien for “hot”. As with English, it can also describe women.
1. “This soup is sio, boy.” 2. “That chick is damn sio, man.”

on my way to the sign printer's, there was a group of very obviously singaporean boys sitting outside a neighbouring takeaway place. how did i know? mostly because i could hear them before i could see them. and what, pray tell did i hear as soon i opened the car door?

"wah! you mean she sio sio u ah ?!"

how. mortifying.

is anybody else having a tough time coming up with christmas gift ideas for kith and kin? i need heeeeeeelp

the last few days' silence can be attributed to LUCKY STAR !! recommended by BBOJ. actually i'd watched the first episode and felt my iq dip by at least 50 points. but then he said to stick with it because it gets better. so i did, and it got better!

the people who put it together are so clever they figured out a way to make people watch each episode in its entirety. ahhhh konata is so cute ! she's such an otaku! actually this whole anime is made by otaku for otaku. there are sooooo many other anime references and private jokes that you have to have watched a few before for it to make sense.

i would suggest at least knowing about full metal panic! fumoffu and the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya, but of course it'd be best if you'd actually watched them before.

also, it teaches you so many types of emoticons! i spent a considerable amount of time making emoticon gifs for msn! aiyeee! you can email me or leave a comment if you want the small emoticon package

whee! freak
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five stars for lucky star !!

also, if you're in the fremantle area today, saturday the seventeenth of november, drop by the bee kids fair! mother volunteers and we're all helping her out. someplace on adelaide terrace in the park across the road from st. patrick's basilica.

could i be less specific? you know where i mean. come on down!

the superest!
thanks to winky for the heads up.

this old man came into the shop today and told mum a joke, the punchline of which was garbled. can anybody fill it in ?

q: if russia is known as the motherland, and germany is known as the fatherland, what does that make greece?

obviously i have a lot of work to do, otherwise i wouldn't be posting so much.

anyway.
samson got the snip recently, because the vet says if he doesn't spread the lovin' he has a high risk of getting prostate cancer in his later years. because of his operation he has to wear a lampshade so that he doesn't lick at the stitches. not that it's stopping him. our dog is very flexible! at the same time, the vet also chopped all his fur off because it as very tangled and kind of gross.

the result is that our dog looks like a skinny russian babushka. or so my mother claims. i don't suppose the fetching orange ribbon helps his image much. our poor emasculated sammy!

here he is being manja, invading dad's personal space. and that's my dad ignoring him.

and this is him looking at whoever my dad is talking to. probably mum.

juvenile post !

on the way to blockbuster, auntie pratma has to walk by the golf box (heehee, box), which is where he spied this sign. and because we are juvenile people, we will choose to see the all the innuendo that this poster offers!

thanks auntie pratma!

i'm supposed to be building a 3d model, that is why i'm procrastinating! oh dear =_="

happy new week, readers! how was your sunday evening? mine was busier than a mongoloid porn inferno(click on that and keep on watching). but only, literally, in my dreams.

i had this mad dream about how stoo and i were swimming (yes, swimming) through the freezing ocean in nothing but wetsuits and utility belts, no breathing apparatus! we were heading toward this lighthouse on an island, kindof like in bioshock. anyway when we got to shore, moongchi was waiting for us.

we shed the wetsuits and underneath were jumpsuits. can u imagine? jumpsuits under wetsuits? but the utility belts were still there. and so three of us ran toward the lighthouse, behind which was this MASSIVE crazy looking building which we took to be some kind of secret service office. on the inside it looked like the water corp where stuie works.

did i mention that we had these spiderman abilities to stick to the ceiling when required? anyway, moongchi was patrolling the perimeter while stoo and i infiltrated the base. we were after some kind of document, which we yoinked from an employee while he was chatting at the water cooler. security was quite slack for a top secret government organization.

anyway, then we had to bail, but then they discovered the document was missing and ordered a lockdown on the premises, so stoo and i had to escape. having a terrible sense of direction though, i lost him and somehow ended up in this room with a girl who was tearing her clothes off. she was a chinese journalist whose boss kept changing his mind about things and her deadline was approaching so she was going crazy. then she jumped out a window, so i followed her. then she disappeared, but stoo was standing outside waiting for me and we made a stealthy escape.

we caught up with mooongchi, and we were all squatting on this rock planning and smoking perfectly hand-rolled cigarettes while our departure from the island now that the risk of getting discovered was higher.

and then i woke up.

it was super exciting. but now i am tired and i need a nap. happy monday morning !

to play superpoke on facebook is to enter the realm of the ridiculous. SHEEPMAN was being juvenile, so i divorced it. then it did all kinds of weird things like feed me and pet me, then it married me. and then it RE-DIVORCED ME.

you are silly sheep. back to your books.

update overload !!

i was doing a youtube search for man machine by robbie williams (i will explain this when the time is right), and unearthed this holy treasure !!

there are so many things to love!

while meant to be studying logic, sheepman was looking on wikipedia for a "scared emoticon" to appropriately convey her feelings to someone via a facebook wall post.

this included up a list of common emoticons, one of which was this ¬'¬ ... a bemused indian woman. what sheep wants to know is, how is this common ?! also, how is it she found an emoticon depicting a bemused indian woman, but not one for fear ?

does anybody know the emoticon for fear ??

incidentally, i'm posting on behalf of sheepman who feels that its blog is too inactive and is, for some reason, too ashamed to post for itself! which is silly. the person studying logic is behaving in a highly illogical manner.

when the hell did ikea furniture become so complicated?! back in the old days they gave you an allen key and a whole bunch of screws and all you had to do was put it together.

now it's nails and screws, so don't forget your hammer and two types of screwdrivers and pencil, because the process of assembling your ikea furniture has just gotten that much more involved! and incidentally, why do those nails bend so easily?! my success rate at hammering nails in straight was about 50% =( which increased to about 75% after i got the hang of it. luckily ikea's still pretty idiot-proof in that they have plenty of allowance space on either side of the drawers so they still slide in and out even though the nails are poking out a bit.

o ikea, we used to have such an easy relationship and now you've gone and added a whole new level of complexity to it.

and now a lizard's just fallen on my arm. it was black and sticky and so very disgusting. my day is complete.

emiko went to japan and brought back a treasure trove of pocky. winter pocky covered in cocoa, seasonal pocky that was chestnut flavoured, giant pocky that was 25cm long, almond crunch pocky, and some "dessert" pocky that seemed to be covered in chocolate mousse. in addition to that there was the chocolate almond latte koalas and red bean kitkat that was supertasty! and now i feel sick, so i will lie down.

emiko is luvverly.

also, if you haven't already heard, marilyn manson's come up with his own absinthe. it is called MANSINTHE.

there is a hole in the wall near viet hoa on william street. you won't really notice it if you're walking along william street because it's obscured by a vietnamese grocer and some parking bays. before last night, we've only ever speculated what could be going on in that little shop. stuie reckons every time he looks up he sees a guy in the window, who scuttles away upon making eye contact. and, they have a big heavy shutter beyond which lies another door which is always locked.

last night, brave leanda stepped beyond the roller shutter and had a good look at the door and noticed its very strange operating hours! i.e. 12pm - 1am weekdays, and 12pm - 3am weekends. this only heightened the intrigue i suppose, so she went home and googled "perth steam works" and unearthed this gleaming nugget of information, that will benefit mankind in no way whatsoever (unless you're part of their target demographic).

anyhoo, ponder no more, western australian blog-readers! for perth steam works is ... here.

an old man walks into our shop.

"do you sell mops here? you know the type with the handle that extends and the end that swivels?", he enquires

"no, we sell real estate, not household items", i replied

"oh. well i didn't really think you'd say yes. i was just wondering that's all. anyway you didn't say no, you said 'we don't sell them', didn't you. well ... that's as good as a no i suppose. okay bye then!"

and he leaves.

i think the last gig i went for was the grates o so long ago last year. so last night we went to watch van she and operator please, who were pretty darn good. i was pretty miffed when we got there though, because security meathead was a tool! he was looking at my driver's license not believing it was me, so i had to pull out my student ID and my credit card so they could compare pictures and signatures. what a crock =(

i think i would have enjoyed myself more if i actually knew all the words to all the songs, but not everything they played was from their EPs. in fact most of it was from new albums coming out soon-ish; 2008 for van she and november for operator please.

van she's music was pretty much 3-chord progressions in 4/4 time, but they have this 80s electronica sound going for them and they're really into their music ... not to mention the bassist is good-looking. the last song in their set was particularly good, so yes! two thumbs up, and buy their EP and their album!

operator please was pretty good too. those kids are super super talented! only all their music was super fast, and variations in tempo were also super fast and after awhile you just feel really tired listening to them. all the same, i'd rate them two thumbs up.

the support act was rubbish i don't even know their name.

and that's it!

has anyone bought the new hives album? yes? yes? no?

anyway if you're thinking about buying it, here's a little heads up. it's not too bad. but you kind of have to be a fan to buy it i think.

put it this way, there's a few super-kicky-get-up-and-jump-around kind of songs. but there's some that literally make you go "ok next". the thing is, you know that if they do tour australia, that the gig is going to be rocking. these guys are fantastic live performers. and if you want to get the max out of you have to know the lyrics of the songs so you can howl along with pelle.

so the verdict is:
if you're a fan, definitely buy it because that'll encourage them to go on tour here! and if you're not a fan but are planning to see them live, borrow the album from a fan or get the nice songs off itunes! and if you're neither of the above well then ... well then ...

ADVERTORIAL! - a shameless plug

hello perthans. as you may or may not know, papy loo has just started his own real estate and business broking office, and his three lynnie loos have been recruited as office minions. lynnie loo 3 is a part-time receptionist (sexy yet professional receptionist voice 4real), lynnie loo 2 is the queen of organizational skills, and lynnie loo 1 is in charge of promotional material.

SO! with that in mind, i shall shamelessly plug this business to my blog readers. this may be a blog of silliness, but this is serious business people! this directly feeds the family loo.

now, it's not just real estate-y things that he does. you'll see from this picture that he is also a business broker i.e. he helps people sell businesses too.

i realize most of you might be too young to buy a house/business, or would rather spend your money on ebay rather than buy a house/business. however, if you know anyone who does want to buy/sell property/business, give us a holler!

kah how and i have come up with a new diet program. basically it takes place on a cruise. you have your own single-occupancy cabin, with absolute privacy and free food and beverage for the entire duration of your stay. we have a 100% guarantee that after 6 - 8 weeks you'll be looking absolutely thinspirational !!

um. and in case you can't tell, that is a pyagu water dispenser !

as part of my application portfolio to sydney unis i had to add some "personal" work. as opposed to the impersonal kind i suppose. so i made a little gallery of things i've done in the past two years. i wonder if this will do more harm than good to my application considering i don't really do "serious" things in my spare time. but then again, meh.

the full-sized image is on my flickr page! clicking the image above will magically transport you there.

hands up who wants to learn to play the guitar! but you have no money to go for lessons because you spent it all buying your new guitar? well then, have i got an offer you just can't refuse! head on down to adam's blog for some super thorough learning action. you won't regret it! new link o'er yonder. batteries sold separately.

this is too ridiculous for words. thanks to doktor blitzbeine for the link!

because lynnie loo 2 ebays incessantly, she receives something in the mail almost every week. and because lynnie loo 1 and lynnie loo 3 are evil, this week's package has been placed somewhere she can see but can't reach. you know. just for shits and giggles. n_n

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
tee hee

i've promised to put this up for a long time, but stoo never passed me the photos and i didn't take any myself 'til today. so anyway it's a bit faded now, but it's been weathered over 3 months, and nobody's tagged over it or vandalized it in any way, which is great. so without further ado, here it is:

stunt/fight coordinators go!

this looks highly entertaining. where do i sign up?

also, i am addicted to cracked.com
this is funny.

3 years ago, i must not have had enough print credits very close to folio. i know this because if i did have enough print credit i would not have saved 5 high-res a1 pages in one pdf file, resulting in a 232mb file. a 232mb pdf file that makes my laptop process at the speed of snails on valium.

also, i cannot remember what possessed me to cover my folio with fake turf. it is heavy i struggle to lift it and did i mention that it is heavy like a heavy thing?

i was quite the retarded second-year.

please save me from online shopping.

i'm mostly lazy, and that explains the lack of posts, so here's a picture i've been hanging on to for a long time now and haven't gotten round to posting. the quality is quite bad, but here is one of the most pedantic "no salesmen" signs i've ever seen.

1. no appointment, no coming in. especially salespeople
2. we register accounting staff and do permanent posts only
3. other than accounting, all other staff not welcome
4. foreigners are not registered here
5. please don't be nasty enough to tear down this sign, which is useful to others

my favourite response is "fine lol thanks >.<"

so much for massive updates. decided to unpack before mother got angery. then realized i had way WAY too many thins in my closet, so now it's population cull time for my clothes. so many things! so much dust. no spiders though, thankfully. or daddy long legs, or silverfish and i hope it remains that way!

i'm back in perf! hefty updates are promised (but we shall see if they will be realized). i'm just going to wait for my hair to dry now.

i know a comic-as-post is a cop-out but singapore makes me lazy for some reason. and anyway this is funny because my mamy likes both sudoku and crossword puzzles.

facebook is taking over my life. got some funny pictures which i will post... soon.

so anyway i caved in and signed up for yet another social networking site and during the sign-up process i was asked to verify two words

hey ! it's been a veritable age since i've updated, but hopefully you guys have rss feeds that tell you when i post.

ANYWAY! it's time to play a game, to see if you can guess ..

what i saw on the roads of singapore!

this one is easy


but if you can guess what this is, you get a prize!

in lieu of actual blog updates, i give you a left-handed toon! by a right-handed person.

today while shamelessly reading the new paper (yes yes i know this doubles the shame) over someone's shoulder, i spied this headline that read "when asked how he wanted to be remembered, MM lee replied "i am who i am".

then i thought "hold up a sec. this sounds really familiar...where have i heard this phrase before?" and it took the entire journey to work for me to realize that it was a biblical phrase!! admittedly i first thought it was jesus' reply to caiaphas when asked "are you the king of the jews", after which he was promptly slapped.

but then i was informed by the motherness that my biblical knowledge is shoddy, and that jesus had actually replied "i am who you say i am". okay fine so he didn't compare himself to jesus. but then mother texted "exodus 3:14. moses asks God what His name is and God replied 'i am who i am' "

so essentially he just compared himself to God and in a completely unoriginal way to boot! heck? dude needs a new epitaph.

and anyway his reply didn't really answer the question!

"sir, how do you want to be remembered?"
[darth vader-esque gravitas] "i am .... who i am ...."

um ... kaaaaay ....

i guess if he had replied "i want people to remember that i was who i was" it wouldn't quite have the same ring to it. but hey it's okay! you can't beat God at witty retorts, even if you are minister mentor.

and since i spent quite some time typing this, it's now national day! HUZZAH! happy national day to all you quitters and non-quitters out there!

though non-quitters have the luxury of a public holiday + a super long weekend if they take friday off, quitters have the luxury of not worrying about their children will commit suicide due to psle stress or that they'll have to sell a kidney on the black market to buy a new car!

if you've been reading the news recently, you'll probably have read about the moro islamic liberation front, also known as the MILF.

MILF?

MILF?

even more harry potter scenes re-enacted by msn emoticons, created by lynne:

i've brewed up some polyjuice potion.
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bottoms up!
*glug glug glug* (drinking noises)
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*chink* (glass breaks) i'm going to be sick
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(LATER ON....)


crabbe! goyle!
why are you acting so strange!
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happy sunday everyone!

on friday, on the way to meet sheep + yf the train kept stalling so i had to entertain myself by being evil to other people in my carriage. more specifically, this girl was trying to inconspicuously drink her tau hway jui.

every time she dipped her head dow to try and drink some, i'd look up nonchalantly at her, making her put her drink down. this happened a few times till she finally tried to hide the drink altogether by balancing it in her tote bag. that obviously didn't work because there was no support in her bag. so she had to take it out again. so then i looked up at her again and she finally gave up and took it out again, looking at a completely at a loss as to what to do.

just imagine this going on till she found a seat! i don't think she ever had a sweeter taste of tau hway jui as when she sat down managed to take a drink without me staring at her.

evidence that australian schoolchildren aren't given enough homework lies in emails from my sister lynnie loo III, which contain "some harry potter scenarios".

the invisibility booster's faulty!
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my god! it's a flying car!

seen on a catholic high schoolbus:

a whole nerdy boy posing under the slogan

"a gentleman and a bilingual scholar in the making"

*cringe*

something has to be done about tay yek keak. and by something i mean the guy needs a stern talking-to at the very least. quick google search tells me he's a fairly esteemed writer, but lately his starsngripes column in the life! section has been unbearable.

if anyone knows anyone who knows anyone who knows anyone who knows him, please tell him to quit giving movies "clever nicknames".

this week alone, the ex was retitled the tanking of maximo lameness, which was a reference to the blossoming of maximo oliveiros, which was in turn dubbed the blossoming of blah blah blah. you get the picture.

and the griping is just that - griping. dude just rambles on and on about everything showing in the cinema right now with no point in sight. except maybe that last one about daniel radcliffe having some staying power in showbiz. i think. i don't know because i was kind of lost in all the waffle.

granted he does have good vocabulary and command of english but someone needs to tell him that you can't just throw all the fancy words you know into an article and hope it passes off as a good, credible, readable piece of writing.

stolen from sheepman's blog

i am

Harry Potter Personality Quiz by Pirate Monkeys Inc.

and i don't even know who it is.

it's been so long i can't even remember if i blogged about this, but at work one of our projects is designing a factory for an american company. the last time we had a meeting with JTC, they said "oh that's nice. yes yes very good". then a week ago, we received JTC's UDG (urban design guideline), so guess who was tasked with reading + interpreting it because her boss was too lazy!

wanyhoo, it turns out that our site on jalan tukang is soon going to be our site on "innovation boulevard", which is one of the "innovation corridors" leading to "innovation square".

this is le great! no?

and you can bet that innotime, many an inno-portmanteau will be coined, much to the chagrin of the public-at-large.ok that was a lame gratuitous pun.

the worst bit of this is that after 3 months of developing the design to something the client is happy with, and getting quotes for building costs and taking on other projects, the threat of going back to square one on this stupid factory is quite real.

huzzah! not. plus a meeting with aforementioned statutory board to thrash out UDG issues was tense and mildly frustrating.

so i guess things are happening but not really in a fun way. grumpy boss makes for tense work environment.

i bite my thumb at working life and shake my fist in its general direction!

Mingle² - Online Dating

heehee i am child-safe!

what a big weekend! i think i'm more tired than rested which is real bad because all i want to do is sleep.

anyway, if you'll allow me to change the subject in a completely abrupt way,

TRANSFORMERS WAS FREAKING ORRRRR-SOME MATE!!!!

and if my expert opinion isn't enough, the life! reviewers nitpicked on ridiculous things (so i've heard from mun, because i can't be bothered reading their shit anymore) such as bumblebee's name. so it has to be good!!

new photos! winky and i went to central at clarke quay yesterday and look! the developers obviously have a fair idea of what they're marketing

and who they're marketing to

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also, you know how when you stare at a word for too long or you repeat a word too many times it starts to make less and less sense? that's how i feel about the merlion! which i pass on the way to work everyday.

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also also, i hadn't logged into my old tagboard account for so long they kinda just terminated my account. so i have a new one!

hello my woefully neglected blog and all two of its readers (or maybe even one =_=) ...
no updates because nothing has been happening at all but work drudgery. my short trip back to work yielded a pretty painting of the not-so-legal kind, but cousin hasn't emailed the pictures yet so i will upload those when he does.

in other not-so-news, international plaza's management probably felt that two-ply toilet paper wasn't economically viable so now we are back to one-ply.

that is all.

link dump!




gorgeous tiny chicken machine show! peace!

after lynnie loo III told us about her not-friend's break-up...

mum: she's found a new tool? hawhaw
dad: a new sex-a-phone* !! *ba dum psh*
lynne: OMG good one! it's got the word "sex" in it.

so yeahhh...family is horrible.

*the girl in question plays the saxophone

da has some neat pictures of our family in shrek ears. heehee. the ears are so funny.

left-handed toons (by right-handed people) is silly and fun

an example:

click this link for lots and lots and lots of innuendo

i imagine this is quite old already, but i wouldn't know. anyway it's something for the schladies. check out the master chef!

since i'm trying to pad my portfolio, but essentially bumming around right now, i guess i could afford 2 posts in one day. considering that this blog has been neglected for so long.

initially i was going to rant about how the reviewers for the life! section in singapore are really really lame. but now the indignation has abated and i'm just really seethingly unimpressed - mostly by their reviews on pirates of the caribbean 3, which wasn't a fantastic movie but wasn't as shiteous as they said it was, and anyway if you're going to say something bad about the movie, at least justify it. like someone credible. instead of giving terrible nicknames to everything and saying you didn't understand what was going on at all because perhaps paying attention to the dialogue would have helped.

ANYWAY! i decided to keep things light-hearted instead and share the recent pictures i took in singapore with my trusty mobile.

look maw, no head!

i think this might be the definition of denial. where one does not possess the physiological prerequisites for caps, but insists on doing so anyway. also, this is an example of someone who would fail the IQ test question that goes "glove is to hand, as cap is to ...?"

next, get ready to scream because some posh place at the mandarin gallery offers ..

tasty human placenta crystal treatment!

wikipedia has a lovely image of what a human placenta looks like. i don't think i'll post it here, but it's not pretty. i'm pretty curious about how this procedure is executed, but a good part of me is pretty squeamish and feels it's not a good idea.

anyhoo, on a not-gross note, here's a cool license plate !

though i'm willing to lay bets that the guy who drives this van has no idea what his plate even means. except that the 1 is probably auspicious because it implies that he is number 1.

and finally, a shop at chinatown point with the best name ever!

xquisite smooches to all my lovely blog-readers. as if smooches weren't great enough, this shop has gone the extra mile to make them truly special. xquisite even.

and that concludes today's posting =)

warning! coarse language!

but quite funny

also, how much do you want the perry bible fellowship book ?!?! not as much as i do, i'll bet.

yes the blog has been dead for quite awhile, but i have lots of pics and i promise updates .. soon!

in the meantime, look at kimura takuya!

i've never seen him so camp! aiyoh so cute *fans self*

You're a Visionary Philosopher!


The Classic IQ Test

Brought to you by Tickle

apparently this means that "Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others" bwahahahahahahahaha!

i don't think anyone who reads my blog is as mother yet, but happy mothers' day nonetheless!

also, to add some more pictures to this blog, here is the card i made for the pun-loving, scrabble-addicted lee seesters (aka the lone 2 members of the aged awnties association, aka the matrons of the loo and goh clans, aka my mother and auntie)



you are mad! we loves you!

aiyah aiyah i am a bad friend. happy reallysuperbelated birthday bevonce!

no photoshops this time =P i will spare you the shame this time

i don't know how many of you actually read the title of the blog, but it's now changed.

i've never really paid attention to the safety video on the train before, and just yesterday i noticed that a guy who looks like adrian pang's chubbier less famous brother is the new "host". or has he always been the host?

anyhoo, now it's this mini-movie of a guy who detonates a duffel bag/bomb from the station using his mobile. in the most tense build-up ever, it cuts between him pulling out his mobile and the train going into the tunnel. then a super fake-o "fireball" shoots out the tunnel. the animators might as well have put the word "kaboom" in the middle of this "explosion".

in other bimbotic news, i got a haircut! too many girls were walking around with similar haircuts. i was kindof hoping to go for the ayanami rei look off evangelion, but now i look more like susie derkins. ah well. c'est la vie.

stolen from cousin daryl's blog ...

i am a fabulous geek who likes to strip
what are you??

Take the first letter of your name

A-Gorgeous
B-Boyish
C-Pretty
D-Popular
E-Gangster
F-Girly
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Retarded
J-Beautiful
K-Emotional
L-Fabulous
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P- amazing
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T- Very Sexy
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Hott
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated


Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name):

A-beauty queen
B- Babe
C-God (ess)
D-Obsesser
E- Bitch
F-Retard
G-Queen/ King
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-sex god
M-pornstar
N-Alcoholic
O-Geek
P-Skank
Q-Crackwhore
R-Sex machine
S-Prince (ess)
T-Coward
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Whore
Z-Chocoholic

Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:

Red- Will Do Anything For Crack
purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who has a ghetto booty
blue- Who likes to strip
White- Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who will rock your world
Gray- who gives great head
None-who is a beast in bed

Repost with "I'm A ____"

geekspeak


complete the sentence: this train carriage is ..... ?

freakspeak
overheard on the bus from 2 SAJC girls talking about some guy

girl 1: what's his ethnicity?
girl 2: his what?
girl 1: ethnicity
girl 2: his what?
girl 1: eth-ni-ci-ty
girl 2: what's ethnicity?

*silent scream* how did she pass her o levels? how does she write her gp papers? or does she just not do words with more than 3 syllables.