baby, what's in that satchel?

i'm mostly lazy, and that explains the lack of posts, so here's a picture i've been hanging on to for a long time now and haven't gotten round to posting. the quality is quite bad, but here is one of the most pedantic "no salesmen" signs i've ever seen.

1. no appointment, no coming in. especially salespeople
2. we register accounting staff and do permanent posts only
3. other than accounting, all other staff not welcome
4. foreigners are not registered here
5. please don't be nasty enough to tear down this sign, which is useful to others

my favourite response is "fine lol thanks >.<"