baby, what's in that satchel?

he be no justin timberrrrrrlake, but t' opportunity for punnery be too good t' pass up !!

happy birthday me heartie!*

in other news, it be international talk like a pirate day so drink some grog and don't forget yer arrrrs yer scurvy bilge rats or you'll be tasting the cold metallic blade of a cutlass smartly.

* this lubber insists that naught shall know his name nor face.