baby, what's in that satchel?

finally!! after 3.5 years of uni i have a piece of paper !! albeit a pretty useless piece of paper that qualifies me to do almost nothing.

and then when you see little miss phd with a thesis on"molecular mechanisms of iron transport by hepatocytes from a HFE knockout mouse model of hereditary haemochromatosis" and mr phd with a thesis on "molecular characterisation of the genes encoding the human Oncostatin M (OSM) receptor complex sub-units, OSM?R and gp130" it just makes you seem even more insignificant.

i swear some of those words are made up. but OH WELL. small consolation is, amongst the entire group graduating tonight, the ALVA students were decidedly best-dressed and least pompous of the lot.