baby, what's in that satchel?

i wish i could come up with snappy comebacks like this

I Heart NY. Now More Than Ever.
(girl flips off hecklers in a car)
Guy in car: Oh yeah, sweetie? Why don't you stick that up your ass?!
Girl: Maybe if I made it into a fist you'd want to stick it up yours.

--30th Ave, Astoria
via Overheard in New York, Oct 3, 2008