baby, what's in that satchel?

if anybody knows how to interpret dreams, please tell me what my weird ones mean!
last night i dreamt i was teaching a cross-dresser to thread his facial hair because she was dissatisfied with the way that his concealer n foundation was covering up his stubble. but then i couldn't find any proper thread to teach him with because everything i picked would start out as thin ordinary cotton thread and wind up as some huge thing nylon rope.

in the meantime, my friends were taking part in a rowing competition but one of them fell out of her rowboat and everybody was annoyed. she couldn't climb back in without tipping everyone else over so she swam to the shore and hitched a ride on a road train.

also, the night before i dreamt my eye was bleeding. which is pretty gross. but it didn't hurt! just like a nosebleed. but um. from my eye.