ADVERTORIAL! - a shameless plug

hello perthans. as you may or may not know, papy loo has just started his own real estate and business broking office, and his three lynnie loos have been recruited as office minions. lynnie loo 3 is a part-time receptionist (sexy yet professional receptionist voice 4real), lynnie loo 2 is the queen of organizational skills, and lynnie loo 1 is in charge of promotional material.

SO! with that in mind, i shall shamelessly plug this business to my blog readers. this may be a blog of silliness, but this is serious business people! this directly feeds the family loo.

now, it's not just real estate-y things that he does. you'll see from this picture that he is also a business broker i.e. he helps people sell businesses too.

i realize most of you might be too young to buy a house/business, or would rather spend your money on ebay rather than buy a house/business. however, if you know anyone who does want to buy/sell property/business, give us a holler!

kah how and i have come up with a new diet program. basically it takes place on a cruise. you have your own single-occupancy cabin, with absolute privacy and free food and beverage for the entire duration of your stay. we have a 100% guarantee that after 6 - 8 weeks you'll be looking absolutely thinspirational !!

um. and in case you can't tell, that is a pyagu water dispenser !

as part of my application portfolio to sydney unis i had to add some "personal" work. as opposed to the impersonal kind i suppose. so i made a little gallery of things i've done in the past two years. i wonder if this will do more harm than good to my application considering i don't really do "serious" things in my spare time. but then again, meh.

the full-sized image is on my flickr page! clicking the image above will magically transport you there.

hands up who wants to learn to play the guitar! but you have no money to go for lessons because you spent it all buying your new guitar? well then, have i got an offer you just can't refuse! head on down to adam's blog for some super thorough learning action. you won't regret it! new link o'er yonder. batteries sold separately.

this is too ridiculous for words. thanks to doktor blitzbeine for the link!

because lynnie loo 2 ebays incessantly, she receives something in the mail almost every week. and because lynnie loo 1 and lynnie loo 3 are evil, this week's package has been placed somewhere she can see but can't reach. you know. just for shits and giggles. n_n

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tee hee

i've promised to put this up for a long time, but stoo never passed me the photos and i didn't take any myself 'til today. so anyway it's a bit faded now, but it's been weathered over 3 months, and nobody's tagged over it or vandalized it in any way, which is great. so without further ado, here it is:

stunt/fight coordinators go!

this looks highly entertaining. where do i sign up?

also, i am addicted to cracked.com
this is funny.

3 years ago, i must not have had enough print credits very close to folio. i know this because if i did have enough print credit i would not have saved 5 high-res a1 pages in one pdf file, resulting in a 232mb file. a 232mb pdf file that makes my laptop process at the speed of snails on valium.

also, i cannot remember what possessed me to cover my folio with fake turf. it is heavy i struggle to lift it and did i mention that it is heavy like a heavy thing?

i was quite the retarded second-year.

please save me from online shopping.

i'm mostly lazy, and that explains the lack of posts, so here's a picture i've been hanging on to for a long time now and haven't gotten round to posting. the quality is quite bad, but here is one of the most pedantic "no salesmen" signs i've ever seen.

1. no appointment, no coming in. especially salespeople
2. we register accounting staff and do permanent posts only
3. other than accounting, all other staff not welcome
4. foreigners are not registered here
5. please don't be nasty enough to tear down this sign, which is useful to others

my favourite response is "fine lol thanks >.<"

so much for massive updates. decided to unpack before mother got angery. then realized i had way WAY too many thins in my closet, so now it's population cull time for my clothes. so many things! so much dust. no spiders though, thankfully. or daddy long legs, or silverfish and i hope it remains that way!

i'm back in perf! hefty updates are promised (but we shall see if they will be realized). i'm just going to wait for my hair to dry now.