baby, what's in that satchel?

nothing much happened today, but i did get told a couple of funny things that i thought i'd share. to distract you all from the lack of substance you'll notice i added colours =P

at lunch ...

stoo: audrey said this girl at her mum's school came in wearing nothing but a short jumper and tights.
me: um. so?
stoo: and no pants.
me: um. eew. skirt?
stoo: nein.
me: skank! that's nuts.
stoo: she said "yeah but all the other girls are doing it too". but they had pants on. or a skirt.

and on msn

" B* :
today my officer walk by me to collect a print out at the printer beside me and asked me why i was laughing to myself

B :
or smiling to myself actually

B :
and that it creeped her out

:: stupid loser girlie :: are you in the punjabi hit squad ?! says:
n then ?

B :
i couldnt say ecause i actually painted the black mouse of the clerk beside me with the black marker

:: stupid loser girlie :: are you in the punjabi hit squad ?! says:
n then ?! his hand was al black ?!

B :
and he [the guy] was like so serious he didnt notice. then she [the officer] kept saying stop smiling to yourself you are freakin me out then i couldnt help it i burst out laughing

:: stupid loser girlie :: are you in the punjabi hit squad ?! says:
oh no u r such a weirdo

B :
then at the same time the clerk went "ah! my hand!"
but my officer didnt get it so she went back to her desk creeped out

B :
but i couldnt laugh cause its the office

:: stupid loser girlie :: are you in the punjabi hit squad ?! says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's mean

:: stupid loser girlie :: are you in the punjabi hit squad ?! says:
can i put that in my blog

B :
sure =) "

so that's why it's here.

* name has been changed to protect the person involved