baby, what's in that satchel?

so i go to this job predictor [stolen from cowboy caleb who got it off someone else], thinking it would be one of those typical multiple-choice things that tabulate your results and give you some kind of generic occupation. but no!! when they say "predictor" they actually mean that they will randomly pull any occupation out from their backsides and "predict" your future. so much more fun!!

so i typed in Lynette and i got this



semi-accurate (because actually i want to be queeeeen). but princess is one step away, so it's ok. i think i still get my palanquin shouldered by robust and virile young men.

then i thought, let's type in my domain name and see what comes up!! and i ended up with this



haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ?! funeral director ?! do you think after the samurai bunny slices you in half with her crazytown sword or scalps you for insulting her ears (or some other similar infraction) she will want to direct your funeral ?!?!?! maybe, but unlikely.