forget books like how to win friends and influence people. when you get clowns on friendster with 7 full accounts (that's roughly at least 3500 "friends" and 84 pictures, folks) not to mention pages of testis like:
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| ()"*"() A Rose For
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|(,,)=(,,) Stay Lovely & Beautiful always!!
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(>""<) Thanks for having me in your life....Forever Young!!
(O)(O) Macau Nando [wtf mate??!!]
you just know there is a better way to put yourself out there and sell yourself to the world.
so after some pretty thorough research, samuraibunny and her supersecretninjagirlie have narrowed it down to two simple steps, which we will now share with you.
step 1:
have a profile that says something in the vein of "i am a simple gal as out of your thinking ... please please please pretty PLEASE add me to your list even if i dont know you it's ok lah we can still be goot flen. [insert email address(es)]" <= all those parentheses made that look so mathematical! gooo mathematical genius girlie!!
step 2:
think of a pose to use for your pictures. "cute" poses are preferable, as are poses showing your "best side". we guarantee all your pictures will look equally cute (that it's because they all effectively look the same is irrelevant). cheesy captions optional, but preferred.
alternatively, if you have very few friends (read: less than 500) and only one friendster profile from which to share your extensive gallery of self-portraits, photoshop can help! by using the very simple cut + paste + free-transform tools, you can create a collage of yourself in various different poses.
of course we don't have as many cute photos as the original friendster whores, so our collage is vastly inferior, but you get the picture. so go forth and *friendsterize, young padawans, and make these uncute, soon-to-be-friended loser/joker girlies proud.
*we are not responsible for any ridicule you suffer as a result of this advice. or, as some people like to say "advices".
p.s. apologies for any inappropriate font-sizes you may encounter. blogger is pretty erratic.
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