peak hour traffic + bloody road works = traffic moving slower than snails and a big sign is flashing : REDUCE SPEED NOW.
gee maw. if ah were a-goin' any slower, ah'd b day-yuhd as a stuhffed turkeh.
this truly is the city from the dark ages. -moment of silence while we all bemoan the lack of extended trading hours and daylight savings-
ok so anyhoo. on a lighter note, noelle and i were discussing my blog relocation and why the hell some uni servers don't allow access to sites with underscores. the conclusion was that underscores imply something vaguely pornographic about the site, and while we were sleeping, somebody decided that it alluded to balls. so anyhoo...the product of that conclusion was thus:
"she's such a _busting bitch"
"gee girlie, we sure are _sy aren't we?"
"i seem to have misplaced my basket_"
good thing we aren't _erinas.
ok 'nuff. dead parrots beckon and the wind is saying "feed your car .. she is hunnnng-e-ryyyyyyyy".
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