happy new week, readers! how was your sunday evening? mine was busier than a mongoloid porn inferno(click on that and keep on watching). but only, literally, in my dreams.

i had this mad dream about how stoo and i were swimming (yes, swimming) through the freezing ocean in nothing but wetsuits and utility belts, no breathing apparatus! we were heading toward this lighthouse on an island, kindof like in bioshock. anyway when we got to shore, moongchi was waiting for us.

we shed the wetsuits and underneath were jumpsuits. can u imagine? jumpsuits under wetsuits? but the utility belts were still there. and so three of us ran toward the lighthouse, behind which was this MASSIVE crazy looking building which we took to be some kind of secret service office. on the inside it looked like the water corp where stuie works.

did i mention that we had these spiderman abilities to stick to the ceiling when required? anyway, moongchi was patrolling the perimeter while stoo and i infiltrated the base. we were after some kind of document, which we yoinked from an employee while he was chatting at the water cooler. security was quite slack for a top secret government organization.

anyway, then we had to bail, but then they discovered the document was missing and ordered a lockdown on the premises, so stoo and i had to escape. having a terrible sense of direction though, i lost him and somehow ended up in this room with a girl who was tearing her clothes off. she was a chinese journalist whose boss kept changing his mind about things and her deadline was approaching so she was going crazy. then she jumped out a window, so i followed her. then she disappeared, but stoo was standing outside waiting for me and we made a stealthy escape.

we caught up with mooongchi, and we were all squatting on this rock planning and smoking perfectly hand-rolled cigarettes while our departure from the island now that the risk of getting discovered was higher.

and then i woke up.

it was super exciting. but now i am tired and i need a nap. happy monday morning !

to play superpoke on facebook is to enter the realm of the ridiculous. SHEEPMAN was being juvenile, so i divorced it. then it did all kinds of weird things like feed me and pet me, then it married me. and then it RE-DIVORCED ME.

you are silly sheep. back to your books.

update overload !!

i was doing a youtube search for man machine by robbie williams (i will explain this when the time is right), and unearthed this holy treasure !!

there are so many things to love!

while meant to be studying logic, sheepman was looking on wikipedia for a "scared emoticon" to appropriately convey her feelings to someone via a facebook wall post.

this included up a list of common emoticons, one of which was this ¬'¬ ... a bemused indian woman. what sheep wants to know is, how is this common ?! also, how is it she found an emoticon depicting a bemused indian woman, but not one for fear ?

does anybody know the emoticon for fear ??

incidentally, i'm posting on behalf of sheepman who feels that its blog is too inactive and is, for some reason, too ashamed to post for itself! which is silly. the person studying logic is behaving in a highly illogical manner.

when the hell did ikea furniture become so complicated?! back in the old days they gave you an allen key and a whole bunch of screws and all you had to do was put it together.

now it's nails and screws, so don't forget your hammer and two types of screwdrivers and pencil, because the process of assembling your ikea furniture has just gotten that much more involved! and incidentally, why do those nails bend so easily?! my success rate at hammering nails in straight was about 50% =( which increased to about 75% after i got the hang of it. luckily ikea's still pretty idiot-proof in that they have plenty of allowance space on either side of the drawers so they still slide in and out even though the nails are poking out a bit.

o ikea, we used to have such an easy relationship and now you've gone and added a whole new level of complexity to it.

and now a lizard's just fallen on my arm. it was black and sticky and so very disgusting. my day is complete.