baby, what's in that satchel?

so she neglects the blog for months, and when she finally does post, it's an extended fart joke.

i know you're singing and dancing along though. hoohoohoo!

Minna atsumare!
Onara taisou no jikan da yo!
Onara Taisou Ou~~!
San hai

genki ni dasou ii oto dasou
DO RE MI FA PU PU PU wa~
ookiku tatte chiisaku tatte
douse onnaji onara damon
te~ wa koshi ni saa ikuzo
hei hei pu~

minna de dasou waratte dasou
DO RE MI FA PU PU PU wa~
tousan datte kaasan datte
minna onnaji onara damon
so~ra takaku saa ikuzo
hei hei pu~

nandaka dasou mou sugu dasou
DO RE MI FA PU PU PU wa~
genki na onara kawaii onara
kondo wa donna no derun darou
so~re minna de saa ikuzo
hei hei pu~ (detaa)

in english:

Everyone gather here!
It’s time for fart exercise
fart exercise! Ooh!
Get ready

Let’s emit a good sound, energetically emitted.
Do re mi fa PU PU PU, Waah~
No matter is a big one, or a small one,
They are all the same fart anyway
Let’s put your hand on the waist and here it comes, Hey Hey PUU~.

Let’s emit together with smile on your face,
Do re mi fa PU PU PU, Waah~
No matter is father’s or mother’s,
they are all the same fart anyway.
In sky high and here it comes, Hey Hey PUU~.

what will come out? It’s going to out soon.
Do re mi fa PU PU PU, Waah~
a healthy fart? or a cute one
but what kind of fart will emit this time?
So everyone get ready
Hey Hey PU~~~~ Finally it’s out!