baby, what's in that satchel?

the reason my mobile bill sky-rockets every month is sms "conversations" like this one* ...

stoo: did you know our mothers used to get their hair done by the fantastically-named miss chew la la?
me: that is quite funny. for real?
stoo: for serious. i think if your parents ever have another child you should canvas for it to be called "loo la la"
me: first name "lulu". so it's lulu loo lala. but everytime you say it, you have to sing it to a tune
stoo: and that tune can only be that chipmunk song with the walla walla bing bang
me: it is a fantastico idea. i'm actually wishing my mother is pregnant right now

* reproduced as faithfully as i can, since my scatterbrained self cleared out my sms inbox.