baby, what's in that satchel?

reason to love singapore #21: it is an educational place. you learn things you really didn't want to know about.

e.g. "i dun have body odour lor. i really dun have lor. jus now hor, on the train got army boy sit nex to me. smeow damn nice leh! den he smile at me. veh tense leh".
overheard at clarke quay train station from a girl with 2 really yukky tattoos on her shoulder blades. god, lady. nobody cares.

reason to love singapore #22: people glare at you if you try to be polite!!

e.g. "can i sit there?" GLARE
on a crowded bus coming back from shenton way. it was the only available seat, and it was being guarded by a man who wouldn't let anyone take the window seat.