HOMIGOSH !! class 95 is playing a hives song as we speak !!!!!!!!!!!! they just saved themselves from certain death at the hands of an irate girlie ...... for today.

reason to love singapore #21: it is an educational place. you learn things you really didn't want to know about.

e.g. "i dun have body odour lor. i really dun have lor. jus now hor, on the train got army boy sit nex to me. smeow damn nice leh! den he smile at me. veh tense leh".
overheard at clarke quay train station from a girl with 2 really yukky tattoos on her shoulder blades. god, lady. nobody cares.

reason to love singapore #22: people glare at you if you try to be polite!!

e.g. "can i sit there?" GLARE
on a crowded bus coming back from shenton way. it was the only available seat, and it was being guarded by a man who wouldn't let anyone take the window seat.

one more month of class 95. can this poor heart take it ?!

in other news, i've lost my right contact lens =_= i took it out on sunday night and didn't wear them to work monday, and this morning i opened up the case to find *tadaa* only one contact lens. may i get a new one by next fursday!!

and finally, an open letter to the security guard who takes the 196 at 8.00am going toward lau pa sat .. YOU SMELL VOMITOUS!!! TAKE A SHOWER !!!

update: would anyone mind if i murdered vernetta lopez? it's either that or slitting my own wrists. radio djs make me want to die.

k at dinner last night: my mum asked me to teach her how to use skype. i told her "no need lah, you're very old". so she just looked at me for a long time then said "you are very fat".

and i thought my mum was blunt.

no sane person could have come up with a brand name like this

i got my first project! woot =D

first day of work ! it was ok. a bit menial. rearranging shelves that kinda thing. but no! i am not dead, just internet-less. and now wasting company resources =P

i have pics of the east-coast-walk-that-wasn't-meant-to-be and will post them asap !! and post about it asap too. as soon as i get used to not being shy about doing my own stuff while everyone else ignores me ..

hide all the idiots and lock up the uglies, singapore! stupid loser friends are hitting your hazy shores this summer.