baby, what's in that satchel?

what does one do when one is in perth, city of the dark ages? where does one find entertain oneself when shops are shut after 5 in the pee-em? find out more in this post, also known as ... the shenanigans of stoo and me

part I sees us embellishing t-shirts with our protest against people who feel they are metrosexual by wearing polo shirts with the collars turned up like so. (follow the link and go to page 2 of the summer 04 collection).

result:

part II sees us sitting at gelare - me with my hot fudge sundae, he with a way-ffels wif ice cleam - watching mc hammer dvd! in case you are like. totally uncool, this is mc hammer



he of the infamous hammer pants. fyi, they not only come in black but also in many other colours such as blue



and in case you're wondering what became of him after this period of shame, follow this link and find out!

we just sat there for the better part of an hour just mesmerized by his hammer pants teamed up with double breasted suits and shoulder pads, or hammer pants and leotard..it was amazing. and the dancing!! so violent!!

backtracking a bit, this is what we got up to one not-quite-drunken night in silly-pore:



isn't she kyoooooooooooooooooooot?? stoo reckons it looks like a sad little buggle. i know that it's a bit grammatically incorrect (it should read "horny as a goat IN heat", not horny as a goat ON heat", but stoo's grammar sucks. what can i say). anyway i'm sure the construction worker whom it belonged to (ameen or hashmeer or something like that) thought it was cute too! ok so we're terrible monstrous children, but meh. you only live once right? and it's already universally known that i'm a joker a loser and also, a bad influence whose main purpose in life is to get people killed.

anyhoo, it's bboj-time yo. checkya later! diggit!