ooh lala

philippe starck announces his retirement. the world goes on turning.

an exchange from the realm of the inappropriate and absurd:

s**** says:
i'm trying to untangle a bra strap! its annoying

:: stupid loser girlie :: says:
whaaat

s**** says:
i suck..

:: stupid loser girlie :: says:
can i blog that

s**** says:
i dunno how to untangle bra straps
yes
i did one...now trying to other..its ending up horribly twisty

:: stupid loser girlie :: says:
perhaps u r a secretly a man
afuufufuu

s**** says:
heehee
no i just have sucky spatial skills

:: stupid loser girlie :: says:
... oh gosh
how many yrs hv u been wearing a bra for

s**** says:
*cries*
none of them got twisted!

:: stupid loser girlie :: says:
easiest is flatten one side out

s**** says:
OHH I THINK I GOT IT!!!!!!!

:: stupid loser girlie :: says:
then slowly twist all to match
ok?

s**** says:
lemme reattach it and see if its ok

:: stupid loser girlie :: says:
yup

s**** says:
WOOO
no more saggy boobies for *****!

:: stupid loser girlie :: says:
yay
twisted straps: ( . )( . )
untwisted: ( * )( * )

so on the way back from the post office, a (wo)man spat on my shoe.

but then i received some fantastic stuff in the mail so then it's all ok.

a most fantastic website from zoot


also, this is just too effing mor.ti.fy.ing for words.