if you've been reading the news recently, you'll probably have read about the moro islamic liberation front, also known as the MILF.

MILF?

MILF?

even more harry potter scenes re-enacted by msn emoticons, created by lynne:

i've brewed up some polyjuice potion.
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bottoms up!
*glug glug glug* (drinking noises)
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*chink* (glass breaks) i'm going to be sick
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(LATER ON....)


crabbe! goyle!
why are you acting so strange!
| bad stomach
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happy sunday everyone!

on friday, on the way to meet sheep + yf the train kept stalling so i had to entertain myself by being evil to other people in my carriage. more specifically, this girl was trying to inconspicuously drink her tau hway jui.

every time she dipped her head dow to try and drink some, i'd look up nonchalantly at her, making her put her drink down. this happened a few times till she finally tried to hide the drink altogether by balancing it in her tote bag. that obviously didn't work because there was no support in her bag. so she had to take it out again. so then i looked up at her again and she finally gave up and took it out again, looking at a completely at a loss as to what to do.

just imagine this going on till she found a seat! i don't think she ever had a sweeter taste of tau hway jui as when she sat down managed to take a drink without me staring at her.

evidence that australian schoolchildren aren't given enough homework lies in emails from my sister lynnie loo III, which contain "some harry potter scenarios".

the invisibility booster's faulty!
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my god! it's a flying car!

seen on a catholic high schoolbus:

a whole nerdy boy posing under the slogan

"a gentleman and a bilingual scholar in the making"

*cringe*