happy halloween !!

hail britannia!!

little britain is coming to perrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrth !! on 22 feb 2007, matt lucas and david walliams will be here doing the little britain live show. and it will be great. tickets on sale 6 november and they will be expensive and stoo will have to purchase them because i will have no internet. and they will be so expensive but i would sell my left tit to get a ticket.

ok maybe not a tit. maybe a kidney.

harrrrr !! because stoo is the best, he bought me a life-sized captain jack sparrow cut-out. it is amazing and i love it and i hope he comes to life =D

also, lingling baked cake that was tasty as heck !! she is like nigella lawson + martha stewart without the massive tittays or the jail sentence.

dan from work is going back to poland in 5 or 6 weeks, and they're selling everything in their house. pool table, tvs, sofas the lot. so he invited us over to have a look at the remaining junk and look what i got !!

look at that antennae !! i don't even know what to do with it. dan's dad swears it works. we'll see. but i just think it's soooo coooool.

dan's dad: 25
me: 20
dan's dad: done. [to his wife] young girls nowadays are tricky.

i just got off the phone with the guy at the salon and i dont think i've been called "babe" so many times in one conversation. by anyone. ever. i didn't count but it went something like "what time babe? that's cool babe. see you soon babe". and it wasn't in a johnny bravo "hey baby" kinda way. this was a "hey girlfriend let's have a slumber party and give each other pedicures and gossip about boys" kinda thing.

so the question is: is it a pre-requisite for male hairstylists to be gay? flamingly or otherwise? and even if they declare that they "loves the women" like a certain taiwanese stylist once declared. it's still so dubious. so the poll for today is:

have you ever met a straight male hairstylist? yes no View Results Make your own poll

n.b. by hairstylist i mean your toni&guy or reds or supercuts guy. not your neighbourhood barber