as if you all needed to procrastinate more (although i admit i procrastinate the most), here's yet another comic for you to read!

nothing much happened today, but i did get told a couple of funny things that i thought i'd share. to distract you all from the lack of substance you'll notice i added colours =P

at lunch ...

stoo: audrey said this girl at her mum's school came in wearing nothing but a short jumper and tights.
me: um. so?
stoo: and no pants.
me: um. eew. skirt?
stoo: nein.
me: skank! that's nuts.
stoo: she said "yeah but all the other girls are doing it too". but they had pants on. or a skirt.

and on msn

" B* :
today my officer walk by me to collect a print out at the printer beside me and asked me why i was laughing to myself

B :
or smiling to myself actually

B :
and that it creeped her out

:: stupid loser girlie :: are you in the punjabi hit squad ?! says:
n then ?

B :
i couldnt say ecause i actually painted the black mouse of the clerk beside me with the black marker

:: stupid loser girlie :: are you in the punjabi hit squad ?! says:
n then ?! his hand was al black ?!

B :
and he [the guy] was like so serious he didnt notice. then she [the officer] kept saying stop smiling to yourself you are freakin me out then i couldnt help it i burst out laughing

:: stupid loser girlie :: are you in the punjabi hit squad ?! says:
oh no u r such a weirdo

B :
then at the same time the clerk went "ah! my hand!"
but my officer didnt get it so she went back to her desk creeped out

B :
but i couldnt laugh cause its the office

:: stupid loser girlie :: are you in the punjabi hit squad ?! says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's mean

:: stupid loser girlie :: are you in the punjabi hit squad ?! says:
can i put that in my blog

B :
sure =) "

so that's why it's here.

* name has been changed to protect the person involved

mitch hedberg is funny. in one of his shows he asks where sesame seeds come from. you get some stuck to big macs, they get turned into oil, invoking the great name of sesame opens stuff, and it's also a street. but what is a sesame ?! i posed the question to the dinner table last night and nobody knew.

aged auntie: it grows on a tree. a sesame tree.
no it doesn't =_=

ordery: it's like a fruit. and you crack it open and all the seeds spill out. like .. a seed fruit. thing.
lies.

so anyway, once again wikipedia saves the day, and all's right with the world.

oh my! it is my retorded cousin's birthday !!

happy buh-buh-buhrthday man ! th'art the best cousin a girlie could ever hope for.

heya, can anyone help translate this puh-lease?

"日本?政公社「配?完了ｅメ?ル通知サ?ビス」をご利用いただき

ありがとうございます。

受付を致しました?便物の配?状?の?果についてご?告致します。

【受付日?】 07 月 25 日(火) 23:56
【受付番号】 XXXXXXXXXX
【お?合わせ番号】 XXXXXXXXXXXXX
【追?システム?果内容】 07 月 03 日 11 ? 27 分 ?便物の配?完了が追?期?中に??できませんでしたので、お近くの?便局へお?ねください。
（EMSについては、本サ?ビスを提供していない国がありますので、ご了承ください。）

※配?完了ｅメ?ル通知サ?ビスは、送信?用アドレスで送信しております。
このメ?ルに返信されても、受信できませんので、ご注意ください。"

ohhh item from japan (that can't be disclosed here lest recipient finds out what it is) .. why do you elude me so.