Monday, October 31, 2005

party was success! several people piked but it's ok we didn't really need them. the ones that came did really well food-wise =) go starving students!

spoils of the day included:

? funny beanbaggy doll thing from sisters. too cute! like my sisters *koffvomitdie*

? takoyaki set + credit at spraypaint store + shirt + mc hammer dvd from stoo! this will ensure that the shinobi-mobile is constantly on some mission or other. and hammertime! OMG! u R 2 legit

? funky cosmetics pouch + cutest ipod pouch + embarrassing card from mr mar. so useful! so stylish! mr mars rock. i have one you don't. hah!

? "frank muller" watch + "emporio armani" bag + swatch necklace + vintage earrings from bboj. totally supporting my taitai lifestyle in every way. *cue mushy awwwwwwwwwww*

? bodyshop bodycare package from fatfingers so i shall always remain bee-yoo-dee-fool. people who buy presents they'd like to receive themselves are the best =)

? license plate fund from the reclusers. they shall be responsible for the future shinobi-mobile! much like the pope-mobile only .. not .. bulletproof. although no less cool in any way.

? jack skellington tissuebox holder frm vanessa and debbie. so the tissue in my car no longer gets tossed around in that disgusting way.

not to mention angpows .. thanks goodnesses! or trip to singapore would be spent with me window shopping instead of proper shopping shopping.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to NINJAtiong!! secret 6th member of the hives =P may we live longlong time to be partners in many missions together! it was tres embarrassing when we both realized we'd made hives cards for each other. but meh. what can you do. great minds etc!

also, big squishy hugs to wyrd sisters for being very helpful and patient and all and for being fantastic during the party. and aged auntie who helped with the organizing and cooking and shows me that when i am on the other side of 50, i will still be goodlooking because of superior genetics. and most of all to parentals who never read this blog, but you all should know they are very good parents who like their daughter's tattoos, and don't give us curfews, and organize parties for grumpy girls during folio week, and help to clean up after the party and not complain, and let us listen to loud music and face the scary banshees for you .. and only sometimes get angry but pretty rarely. those are the best types. mostest bestest.
whoever said "love thy neighbour" obviously didn't have my neighbours, or he wouldn't have said it.

... ok fine so it was Jesus .. and his neighbours kinda crucified him. but that is completely beside the point.

the point is, that my neighbours (with the exception of the nice lady who lives on the left of us) are fuckwits. first of all there's the one right next door, mahesh, whom you might remember him from the fence blowing over due to damaging squalls episode. fucking scammer. then there's the ones two doors down who have a cute dog they don't want, that stayed over at ours for a night because she ran away and nobody could be arsed looking for her, that we wanted to keep but returned 'coz we thought were doing them a favour but it turns out were returning to hell*.

and then there's the psychotic bloody banshee that lives across the road, who lives in probably the ugliest house on our street** and who rattled her chains and wailed and hammered on our windows at 2am on the night before folio was due, and scared the bejeezus out of us. by us i mean my mum and me, because all i did was hide behind my mummy like a big girl's blouse while my mummy hid behind my dad like a slightly smaller girl's blouse, while he told the crazy to fuck off.

i know variety is the spice of life and all, and that it'd be terribly boring if we lived in 1984, but i think this is pushing it a little. i hope at least one person at our party tomorrow gets drunk enough to yak all over mahesh's lawn. or cause a kerfuffle across the road so they can see how it feels like to be the harrassee for once. jerks.

* ok maybe hell is a bit of an exagerration but they really didn't seem to want her.

** stoo's mum swears it's a brothel because of the lacy pink curtains.

Saturday, October 29, 2005

folio week's over! now linda and i have all the time in the world (1 month) to fuel our new hives obsession. watch this space for progress.

thanks to everyone who wished me happy birthday, you're all a week early ! actually my birthday's the end of folio week in two days time. poor noelle .. thinking you're living in the twilight zone and functioning in the wrong week *lol*

oh. and if anyone would be so kind, please drop off one howling pelle almqvist outside my house, care of one lynnie loo. thank you !!

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

the hives were gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood. high kicks, ass-shaking, posing etc. howlin pelle is the cutest thing since cheese. if anyone knows how i can stalk him .. or learn swedish, that would be quite fantanstic =)

photos etc will come later. for now, folio!

Saturday, October 22, 2005

so folio's due on friday. hives are on monday. i turn 21 on sunday. linda turns 21 on monday. party on monday! my house! dinner. if i haven't invited you .. you aren't invited. sorry =P