i only checked my facebook once today. once! how good am i ?!?! getting better

aheeeeeeeee! if i ever get married, this'll be the type of first dance i'd want

lynne: can i ask a question?
mum: go ahead, there's no such thing as a stupid question. the person might be but the questions are not.

the holiday is back on!

today i killed three, count 'em three cockroaches. not quite the flying type, these are the big black flat ugly aussie types. all the same, it's a first for someone who's usually runs away screaming when she sees a cockroach.

that's right bitchez, i'm badass.