i'm not entirely sure how yvonne turned into bevonce (pronounced bee-von-say). i think it's because derel started calling her bevonne (pronounced bee-vonnay), and then khai said "i think bevonce sounds better". so anyway henceforth, she is known as bevonce. yes yes, because you are "bootylicious"! if that makes you happy.

wanyhoo, i present the results of last night's photoshopjob.

i know i knooooow the face position is a little bit wonky. given some practice though, i will morph the two perfectly. till then, ドゾ!!

update: did some minor tweakings on the previous image. you can see the difference if you compare both photos! now the under-chin-shadow that could be mistaken for multiple-chins-melted-into-one-chinny-mess is reduced! happy bevonce? i think this result is much improved.

oh portfolio, please pull yourself together ...
so as to save me the hassle of putting you together myself.

and true to my procrastinatey self, i was perving at plastiquemonkey's website and she posted this reeeeeeally funky video up. because i don't know how many of you will actually bother clicking on that link to read what she wrote about it, so i will share it with you now! minilogue/hitchhikers choice - nicked from yuka yamaguchi, nicked from youtube. enjoy!

how mesmerizing is this video?! if i ate that many marshmallow i'd either vomit or suffocate.

i cut my hair and washed my car! all in one day! and i might have a job, but we'll see about that. isn't this fantastic? i think it is. i think i've done more in one day than i have all week. wow i am really unproductive.

do you like lame puns? and vegetables dressed as other things?? then you will like this video! courtesy of kah how.