Tuesday, July 11, 2006



lookie! i made a map thing because i have way too much free time on my hands .. leaving for melbourne on saturday, and parentals' anniversary on friday. but until then i will just be a useless layabout. ALTHOUGH, stoo's had a brainwave and we're making badges for the night of the par-tay. i won't spoil the surprise now, so i'll put up the pics of us wearing the badges on the night itself.

anyway the point of that map is to show that the stupid loser friends are already slowly taking over australia. just you wait! soon all the world we be ours !! bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. also, noelle zoot girlie-tron has a blog. i linked her there! *points to the links page*

ok now i am going to potter off and do whatever it is i'm doing (which is really not much at all)

Saturday, July 08, 2006


not the prettiest map in the world

ok! photos are up on flickr. i won't go into blow-by-blow accounts here because you'll be bored titless by day 2, so just head on over to the photostream and i've got captions and everything there.

the highlight of the trip was definitely kalbarri though. i think i may actually move there! it's a coastal town with a population of about 1800, but because the town centre is pretty small, population density is actually ok.

anyhoo, we did this bush safari tour thing at the murchison house station. actually the station only makes up 1600sqm of the place. the entire piece of land that the station sits on is about 1 million acres, and is owned by the one person. the remaining 998, 400sqm is unadulterated WA outback, which is where they conduct the tour.

now, the loo family is not outdoorsy at all, so the thought of a bush tour is actually a big big challenge. during this tour, we had to walk barefoot in mud and on rocks and i think we even stepped on roo poo. but no complaints! if you have a look at the photostream, there's a pic of us sitting on a big tree trunk. that bit behind the tree used to be filled with water and was therefore unaccessible by canoe or foot. however, since this winter is been non-rainy, we managed to walk some way in. and then tour-guide frank got trapped in quicksand momentarily, and sank to about his waist before managing to scurry out unscathed. and then the rest of the way was too deep to wade through so we left it at that. WOW !!

our next challenge is the 3 day-2 night camp =DD i am sooo up for it!

also on this trip, while drifting in and out of sleep in the car, i kind of got an idea of how my parents get along without us. pretty well actually! not that they are disgruntled and angsty when we're around, but they do talk about a lot of non-parental things when there's no bills or household troubles to think about. i don't quite know how to put it exactly, but it's just seeing them in a different light just gave me a warm fuzzy feeling that was not lynne's toes poking me from the seat behind.

and finally ... quotes of the week

day 1
mum: come on dad, look sharp!
dad: [very bewildered] huh?

day 2
lynne: [kinda flustered] hey, where've my pants gone?

day 3
lynne: c'mon guys, hold my hands! i'm a maypole!
me: um .. phallic symbol?
da: HAHA! lynne's a large penis.

day 4 - during a game of cranium
lynne: [frantically circling a picture of male bits she drew (very badly)] the hint is "expression" dad !!
dad: um .. c*ck? um .. balls? huh?
lynne: NO! argh ...
mum: time's up
lynne: it's a WILLY, dad. the phrase was WILLY WILLY

day 5
da: [pointing to a fenced-off empty field] what's that?
me: rock farm
da: yeah right.
me: really! see that sign? it said "rock farm" (it really said "over-taking lane 500m ahead")
da: oh. why'd anyone want to own a rock farm? how boring must that be

day 6
dad [in a very cheerful voice]: did you girls sleep well last night? i think i had a bad dream. or maybe it was real. there was this figure standing over my bed saying someone was dead. i didn't hear who it was, but he did say the name.
[awkward silence]
da (or maybe lynne): oh. um. eew?
we're back a day early !! we were meant to stay in geraldton for one night before heading to cervantes and then perth. but dad felt he could last the extra 200km or so, so we skipped geraldton and went straight to cervantes and now we're home on saturday.

once i resize pictures and everything i will share !! goodbye for now my pretties

Monday, July 03, 2006


back on sunday y'all

Saturday, July 01, 2006

for all the boys who (think they) have been wronged

join the klub!